HOW TO BE REALLY ANNOYING

In a world of trivial irritation, it's not easy to stand out as spectacularly annoying. But help is at hand. Commuting? Try standing on the left-hand side of the escalator on your way to work. Eating out? Always reject the first two tables offered, then change your mind and go back to one of them (preferably after ordering your food). Covering work, home life, relationships, birthdays, nights out and plenty more, this guide equip you to annoy anyone and everyone, no matter the occasion.