ABJECT QUIZZERY

At what age does the human brain begin to deteriorate? How many press-ups does it take to burn off one Creme Egg? When will the sun finally go out? Addressing these questions - as well as 831 others, also with dispiriting answers - this is the ultimate quiz book for deplorable times. It’s a panoply of pessimism, a smorgasbord of skulduggery, a meisterwerk of melancholia. Even the copyright page is infected with the spirit of Eeyore. You’ll love it - and even if you don’t, you can enjoy moaning about it.