QUEENS HANDBAG (PB)

A naughty swan steals the Queen’s handbag. The Queen immediately gives chase. Seeking to evade capture, the swan makes for Stonehenge, and then Snowdonia, the Giant’s Causeway, Edinburgh Castle, Oxford and back to London, pursued by a butler, the entire police force - and an 89 year-old woman driving an Aston Martin, a motorbike, a Red Arrow, a speedboat, a train, and a horse.