HONEST: THE UNCUT MEMOIRS OF BORIS JOHNSON (HB)

This parody memoir offers a comprehensive account of BoJo’s meteoric rise (and even more meteoric fall). We follow Boris from Eton and the Bullingdon club, via stints in journalism and as London mayor, before finally making it into Number 10 via slick and sophisticated campaign tactics such as lying and hiding in a fridge. Then it's on to his tenure in Downing Street, from Getting Brexit Done and battling the Wizards of Woke, to nearly dying because he shook too many hands.