CENTRIST DAD HANDBOOK (HB)

There is now a breed of ostensibly sensible, claim-to-see-both-sides, middle-class blokes who drink alcohol-free IPA and eat pretend sausages at women’s football matches. But why exactly is the Centrist Dad’s taste in music stuck in the Blair era? Why does he carry a folded bicycle wherever he goes? And would he consider bringing back hanging if the rope were made of sustainably sourced hemp? A humour book for men who miss Top Gear even though they self-identify as cyclists.