KIM JONG FUN: PARTY HARD THE NORTH KOREAN WAY (HB)

For the baby-faced dictator in your life, here’s a guide to throwing shindigs that go off like a ballistic missile. In this book, Revered Marshall Kim Jong-un instructs his adoring subjects on how to party down in a one-party state. A good knees-up can lift workers' spirits, taking their minds off political repression and food scarcity. (Not that those are issues in North Korea, whatever Western propagandists might say.) #1 bestselling book in the DPRK! And, coincidentally, the only one you can buy.