EVERYTHING IS GREAT (HB)

We've got rolling green fields filled with pylons delivering fresh electricity to our homes, ancient woodlands ideal for dogging and dumping old fridges, service stations as far as the eye can see, and millions of citizens quite happy being miserable. Hell, there's even a Greggs on every high street now. What more could Great Britain possibly want? A memoir - or meme-oir, if you will - of all that is tasty and delicious about being British without being all crazy and jingoistic about it.